spam.

after posting a free ad on craigslist to get rid of an old copier at work.. we've been getting crazy/funny spam for the past month. check it out (warning.. the first few are similar/repetitive):

Is your goods still around? Umm...this might be unusual but you seem amazing in your ad. Do you want to get coffee sometimes? I promise I'm not a weirdo, just feeling alone. If you're interested, meet me on my exclusive dating profile (it's like facebook for adults), there's no cost to join! My photos and my cell # are all on there so get in touch with me. There are too many liars on here so if you're legit text me and maybe we can meet to become friends and maybe more? Who knows? Alright, I won't bother you again! You'll be amazed to find out who I am! :) 

Is your item still offered? Umm...this might be random but you sound amazing in your posting. Do you want to get drinks sometimes? I promise I'm not a weirdo, just feeling lonely. If you're interested, meet me on my private dating profile (it's like facebook for grownups), there's no cost to join! My pics and my phone # are all on there so get in touch with me. There are too many phonies on here so if you're real text me and maybe we can meet to become buddies and maybe more? It's up to you! OK, I won't bother you again! You'll be surprised to find out who I am! :) 

Is your thing still for sale? Umm...this might be weird but you seem enjoyable in your ad. Do you want to get drinks sometimes? I promise I'm not a weirdo, just feeling lonely. If you're interested, meet me on my exclusive dating profile (it's like facebook for adults), there's no cost to sign up! My pics and my cell # are all on there so get in touch with me. There are too many phonies on here so if you're real call me and maybe we can meet to become buddies and maybe more? Who knows? Alright, I won't bother you again! You'll be pleased to find out what I look like! :)

Is your object still for sale? Umm...this might be off topic but you seem exciting in your posting. Do you want to get coffee sometimes? I promise I'm not a weirdo, just feeling alone. If you're interested, meet me on my private dating profile (it's like facebook for adults), there's no cost to sign up! My pix and my cell # are all on there so get in touch with me. There are too many liars on here so if you're real text me and maybe we can meet to become buddies and maybe more? You never know! Alright, I won't bother you again! You'll be taken aback to see what I look like! :) 

Is your product still around? Umm...this might be strange but you sound enjoyable in your posting. Do you want to get coffee sometimes? I promise I'm not a weirdo, just feeling lonely. If you're interested, meet me on my private dating profile (it's like facebook for grownups), there's no cost to join! My pics and my cell # are all on there so get in touch with me. There are too many scammers on here so if you're legit text me and maybe we can meet to become friends and maybe more? You never know! Alright, I won't bother you again! You'll be shocked to see who I am! :) 

Hey, are you real? I just settled here for dental school and saw in your ad that you live close to me and just want to say "hi". I just got out of a bad relationship so exploring to meet new people and it's hard to meet decent ones these days. I don't care if you're single or in a relationship would you like to hang out sometimes? I apologize for hitting on you this way, you just sound so sexxy in your ad and I couldn't resist. To assure you that I'm not a weirdo, you can check my pictures along with my info on my profile site (it's like facebook for adults for discreetness). I'm on there all the time so let's chat! I think you'll be pleanstly shocked to see what I look like! TTYL! 

Hi is it really you? What a small world, I recgonized your writing form in your cl listing and chose to email you glad that your email is still the same. I used to have a gigantic crush on you awhile ago but alas my friend liked you first. Not to be rude but I heard you were incredibly good in bed so I've always wanted to experience that. Hey, do you mind chatting with me on my private profile page? It's secure and discreet on there so it'll be a great way for us to communicate. My private pictures and cell # are on there also so you can see who I am. The moment you sign on, I'll message you first. I can't wait to hear from you!!! :) 

Hello is it really you? What a small world, I recgonized your writing pattern in your cl posting and figured to say hi glad that your email is still the same. I used to have a big crush on you in the past but sadly you dated my friend instead. Not to be blunt but I heard you were good in bed so I've always wanted to experience that. Hey, do you mind chatting with me on my private profile page? It's secure and discreet on there so it'll be a great way for us to talk. My private pictures and cell # are on there also so you can see who I am. The second you sign on, I'll message you first. I can't wait to hear from you!!! :)

Howdy, are you real? Is your thing still attainable? Umm...this might be random but I just settled here for my job and saw in your ad that you live nearby to me and just want to say "hello". I just got out of a very bad relationship so searching to meet new people and it's very hard to meet good ones these days. I don't care if you're single or in a relationship would you like to get coffee sometimes? I apologize for hitting on you this way, you just sound so hot and spicy in your ad and I couldn't resist. To assure you that I'm not a weirdo, you can check my pictures along with my info on my profile site (it's like facebook for adults for discreetness). I'm on there as we speak so let's chat! I think you'll be pleanstly stunned to see what I look like! TTYL! 

OMG is it really you? What a small world, I recgonized your writing style in your cl post and decided to write to you glad that your email is still the same. I used to have a big crush on you awhile ago but sadly you were in a relationship then. Not to be uncomfortable but I heard you were really good in bed so I've always wanted to experience that. Hey, do you mind chatting with me on my private profile page? It's secure and discreet on there so it'll be a great way for us to communicate. My private photos and phone # are on there also so you can see who I am. The minute you sign on, I'll message you first. I can't wait to hear from you!!! :) 

I found your post and wanted to ask you something important. I am in a relationship and caught my partner cheating on me so I decided to get even! My coworker said cl would be the best place to find someone closeby who I can hook up with for one time only so thought the hell, I would email someone I thought sounded hot in the ad and came across yours! You seem real and fun so would you be maybe interested in chatting online first to see if we're compatible? To prove to you that I am real, I uploaded all of my photos, cell #, and a special note for you only under my private profile page. This way I can weed out bots and scammers as I'm fed up with them! I bet you'll be amazed to see who I am! :) 

oh craigslist.